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hakodate: he may take you up on it. (do not try to play hump the great dane.) (Default)
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Keywords:
  • do not try to play hump the great dane.
Comment: ikedaya.
Description: he may take you up on it.
hakodate: when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. most awkward pissing moment of my life. (you know it's last call at a gay bar)
Keywords:
  • you know it's last call at a gay bar
Description: when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. most awkward pissing moment of my life.
hakodate: look at all those hickeys. and then gave her boyfriend a high five (i yelled out)
Keywords:
  • i yelled out
Description: look at all those hickeys. and then gave her boyfriend a high five
hakodate: "drink vodka, it las hess calories" (weekly advice from mom)
Keywords:
  • weekly advice from mom
Description: "drink vodka, it las hess calories"
hakodate: every weekend i would gay marry the shit out of you dude (if it meant we had chicks like that)
Keywords:
  • if it meant we had chicks like that
Description: every weekend i would gay marry the shit out of you dude
hakodate: (translation: i might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight) (ok. i'll enjoy the quiet)
Keywords:
  • ok. i'll enjoy the quiet
Description: (translation: i might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
hakodate: i told her there would be a full bottle of jager and an empty bed here friday. (she told me she's into girls now.)
Keywords:
  • she told me she's into girls now.
Description: i told her there would be a full bottle of jager and an empty bed here friday.
hakodate: get vodka suctioned out of my ear (i never thought i would have to)
Keywords:
  • i never thought i would have to
Description: get vodka suctioned out of my ear
hakodate: is what my life has become without you (drunk and alone at a magic show)
Keywords:
  • drunk and alone at a magic show
Description: is what my life has become without you
hakodate: i think ronald mcdonald claus visited. (happy meals everywhere.)
Keywords:
  • happy meals everywhere.
Description: i think ronald mcdonald claus visited.
hakodate: look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more (well since your going through her phone)
Keywords:
  • well since your going through her phone
Description: look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
hakodate: accurately while texting, you drink too much. (when you can pee with one hand)
Keywords:
  • when you can pee with one hand
Description: accurately while texting, you drink too much.
hakodate: will you go with me to get tested? (i went through his pics.)
Keywords:
  • i went through his pics.
Description: will you go with me to get tested?
hakodate: to put any effort into sexting, you better believe i'm too lazy to put any effort into dating. (look if i'm too lazy)
Keywords:
  • look if i'm too lazy
Comment: gorefiesta.
Description: to put any effort into sexting, you better believe i'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
hakodate: and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus" (you said "i met the love of my life")
Keywords:
  • you said "i met the love of my life"
Description: and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"